Usher's new album, "Here I Stand" hits stores today. His itinerary for the day is pretty ridiculous. A normal day for most folks in NYC consists of a couple of subway rides, but it looks like Usher's going to need a Fun Pass because he's going to be on the following programs:

Good Morning America – This one's gonna be an early wakeup call for Usher. He's probably not going to just roll outta bed and head on over to the interview, but that's what I'd do. Hopefully he has a hotel room near Times Square so travel won't be a problem, if not he'll be dealing with the morning rush hour fun of New York City (which is really no fun at all).

MTV TRL – Usher should have time for a nap in-between GMA and TRL, so I expect him to be refreshed and ready to deal with an in-studio audience full of screaming fans by the time this show starts. Don't make the wrong turn while at MTV, though, or you'll end up hosting a reggaeton show on MTV Tres!

MTV Sucka Free – After TRL Usher will stick around at MTV to be on Sucka Free, so suckas be warned, you are not welcome on this program. If you're a sucka may watch Usher on all the other programs he's on today, but not this one, this is one place where suckas will not be tolerated!

106 & Park – It's a long ride from MTV to BET, but Usher's gonna make it up there for 106 & Park. I think being on TRL, Sucka Free and 106 & Park all on the same day is some kind of holy trinity of music television. Has anyone ever done that before, and if they have how exhausted were they by the end of it all?

May 27, 2008